My kingdom for a dishwasher.

A polo shirt is the clothing equivalent of a mullet. It’s a t-shirt with a collar. 1/2 business. 1/2 party.

Sometimes you have to see the sun beyond the clouds.

I interpret the end of the world as a good, because it signals the beginning of a new world. With every ending, there is a new beginning.

“I love myself for hating you”

~ Jett Joan

Lionel needs somebody to love
Wouldn’t Lionel love somebody to love?
Florence better find somebody to love

~ George Jefferson Airplane

Steve Jobs did not invent the iPhone. Everyone knows it was Captain Kirk who did that.

Sometimes I wish God had an email address so I could send him a quick message and thank Him for the good things 🙂

“There is no political solution to our troubled evolution. Have no faith in constitution. There is no bloody revolution”

The Police