Steve Jobs did not invent the iPhone. Everyone knows it was Captain Kirk who did that.
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Thank God
Sometimes I wish God had an email address so I could send him a quick message and thank Him for the good things 🙂
Chord Progressions
Hey Friends! I created this chart to help me learn chord progressions, musical keys, and the relative major/minor for each key. I decided that if I shared it, that it might be helpful to others. If it helps you, or if you have any suggestions on information to add to it, please post a comment below. 🙂Â
Chord Progression Chart – http://charliekirby.com/editor/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Chord-Progressions.pdf
Capo Fear Banished
Not referring to the movie “Cape Fear”, but those thingies that we put around the fret of a guitar so we can play the same chords, but in a higher key. I think I banished my fear of playing leads to accompany others who are playing with a capo.  Two simple pieces of info make up this easy equation:
A. What fret the capo is on.
B. What chord shape is first chord.
Then take A and count up that many half steps from B.
Example 1. If capo is on fret 2 and first chord is an Am shape, count 2 half steps up. A#m, Bm. Play leads in Bm scale.
Example 2. Capo is on fret 5. First chord is Dm shape. Count 5 half steps up. D#m, Em, Fm, F#m, Gm. Play leads in Gm scale.
I hope this info is helpful to my fellow guitarists out there.
p.s. However, if guitarist is playing an augmented suspended ninth chord with a capo, then take A (number of frets up) and multiply that figure by ounces of lighter fluid, which you will pour into the guitar’s soundhole. Add a lit match. Solo is guaranteed to be blazing hot. LOL!
We are spirits in the material world
“There is no political solution to our troubled evolution. Have no faith in constitution. There is no bloody revolution”
The Police
Bitrate Calculator
Here is a link to a helpful tool for those uploading video to YouTube, Vimeo and other websites. Takes the guesswork out of bitrate settings when encoding. 🙂
http://www.3ivx.com/support/calculator/index.html
p.s. Note to self: When exporting in Avid, use the kiloBits/sec value in the calculator, for audio and video bitrate.
Avid Storage Calculator – link
http://www.avid.com/US/resources/avid-storage-calculator
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El Topo (film review)
El Topo – 1970 – Directed by Alejandro Jodorowsky – shot in Mexico
My rating:Â * * * *
One of the more bizarro movies I’ve seen in my life. It’s hailed as a supernatural western. Imagine if Rambo was on such a determined spiritual quest to find God, that he would stop at nothing, even if that meant challenging the most revered sages to duels and killing his way into Heaven. No one will stand in El Topo’s way – not the teachers whose advice he desperately seeks – not even himself.
On his journey, he comes face to face with his most formidable nemisis; a desert dwelling shaman who speaks in mystical poetry, catches bullets with a butterfly net, and has in his arsenal, weapons more powerful than bullets – the force of his trained mind, and the unassailable power of love.
“The desert is circular. To find the Masters, we will have to travel in a spiral.”
El Topo
I rate it * * * * 4 out of 5 stars for originality.