Do you know what I’m saying?

Too many teachers, not enough listeners.

Filled the gas tank in my car for #the first time in 2014 It is going to be a great year!

I found my burrito that I lost several weeks ago! It was under the couch. Don’t know how it got there, but it still tastes great.

A physiological benefit of twerking is that abdominal gyrations can alleviate #constipation. That’s why I call it the ExLax dance.

Cooking with fresh basil, cilantro and other herbs that I’ve been growing on my front porch “farm”. Yummy and healthy!!!

“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

~ George Orwell, Animal Farm

I support genetically modified crop circles.

My kingdom for a dishwasher.